Backstage at Sacrifice, The Boss was poking around still searching for her bodyguard/assistant, Angelo Dawkins. It had been a little over two weeks since he "mysteriously" disappeared. And that was saying something considering Sasha was always watching over him like a hawk and criticizing him. But he'd had enough of it, and took matters into his own hands... He ran away.
Sasha Banks: I just don't get it. Why would he just abandon me, he always abandons me! Ughhhh.
She was pouting now and ventured back to the women's locker room, only to find Michael Cole waiting outside the door.
Sasha Banks: Look at you perv-dirt, just hangin' outside the women's locker room. You needa go on with that ya NASTY! Why don't you just do us all a favor and Sacrifice yourself.
Michael Cole: Sasha, I'd just like an interview, that's all. I saw you coming down the hall and knew you'd be making your way to the locker room. I haven't been waiting out here all this time.
Sasha Banks: Mhmm. Whatever. I am The BOSS to you, by the way. Not just "Sasha". Only recessable people are allowed to call me by my natural name. Now axe me a question, Cole.
Michael Cole: I think you mean "respectable" people, not recessable. But back to the topic at hand! Tonight you're in a match with Eva Marie against The Beautiful People as number one contender's to the women's tag titles. Any message for your opponents tonight? I see you're by yourself at the moment, where is your partner?
Sasha just stared at him and smacked her lips, before poking him in the chest.
Sasha Banks: That was like THREE questions Cole! I don't have time for this nonsenseness. Please be gone, I need to go find Angelo and apparently Eva now. Tuh. BYEEEEE.
The HBIC gave Michael a snap before strutting past him.
Later that night, during Sacrifice...
The next segment began to play after match ended, showing Sasha Banks squinting into her iPhone screen.
"SashaHBIC: About to fight this match against The UGLY ASS PEOPLE. @ActualALove @VelvetSky with my bae @NatalieEvaMarie. & your NEW women's tag champs... Eva Marie and Sasha Banks! #SoBoss"
Sasha Banks: Angelina And Velvet better Watch their backs because tonight they won't know what hit'em!
She smiled to herself before continuing down her Instagram feed. She took a selfie and uploaded that too. Then she came across Velvet's page and gagged. Her eyes maybe even watered a little. She was offended, greatly.
Sasha Banks: Ugh, what's the point in even wearing pants if we can see your nasty stripper g string givin' you a wedgie!! SWERVE.
Then in one flick she caught a photo of Angelina Love and immediately clicked the power button on her phone to turn off the screen, and placed it beside her. She was taken aback by the sight she just witnessed.
Sasha Banks: I don't even wanna describe that... Reliving that moment is just too much.
Unexpectedly Her phone started ringing obnoxiously in her hand. Her ringtone was of course her theme song, because what other song was better? She went bug-eyed when she saw who it was. When she put the phone up to her ear she answered.
Sasha Banks: ANGELO! Where you at?? I know you ain't abandon me again. That's all you're good at. Tuh.
Angelo Dawkins: How are you still being mean to me after you lost your bet?
Sasha Banks: Um, excuse me? I won that match against McCruel, Angelo. I said if I won the match then it won the bet too, ANGELO. So WHERE ARE YOU, ANGELO?!!
The Boss yelled that into the phone. You could basically picture Angelo on the other end holding the phone away from his ear.
Angelo Dawkins: Naw, we agreed that if you became CHAMP the bet went through. SASHA. You won the match but you ain't the champ, know what I'm sayin'? You can't be mean to me anymore but we all know that ain't gonna happen, so until you prove to me and the rest of the world you can be nice to me for once I ain't comin' back! Ya feel me?
Sasha Banks: So now you wanna change it up, huh? And yous just gonna run from it all? LAME! You know what Angelo, BYEEEEE.
Sasha tried to dramatically end the call, but since it was a touchscreen phone, all she could do was forcefully push the little red icon. She huffed then walked out of camera shot.